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I only want to borrow it. It's not
really yours anyway.

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Oh, let her have it for today.

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All right.

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I only found it in a graveyard.

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I don't expect there's a curse on it on
anyone who wears it.

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Here's today's list.

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Thank God, not the cooking again.

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Well, I won't be back till nearly seven.
You did offer.

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Yeah, like Joan of Arc offered to help
with the heating.

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How much the money to get a burger? No,
I'm not paying a fortune for

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disgusting... food when we can have it
at home.

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In any case, I'll be changing the bed
sheets.

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Oh, they'll go for weeks yet. Yes, but
we like to put them in the washing

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machine while they still fold up.

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And while you're about it, do something
about those comics, or I'll order a

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carpet with Judge's bread woven into it.

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What's that mean?

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I don't know. It's pink and it's flat.

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Oh. Would you rather have school dinner?

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Thursday is foley pie.

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David!

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and semolina.

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They picked their noses and wiped it on
the pastry.

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Sammy saw them.

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That's what leads to Deborah.

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She's red, green, colorblind.

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It's coming to get you. David, stop it.
That's enough.

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Now, when I get back, I want this place
to look like somebody else's house.

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Say goodbye, David. Goodbye, David.

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I think I'll leave this behind.

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It doesn't quite go.

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No, Steve, no!

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Nothing again.

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196 pieces of kiwi fruit, and every one
to be twisted into a little shape. What

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is Pacific paradise, anyway?

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Coalslaw with a bit of kiwi fruit on
top.

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Oh, I don't think I can stand much more
of this.

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Tahiti delight.

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Coalslaw with coconut on top.

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Salad Parisienne.

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Coalslaw with the snails left in the
cabin.

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And I become the world's first coalslaw
murderer.

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Catering manager, found covered in
carrots and mayonnaise.

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Something just snapped, said salad
murderer and mother of two.

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Oh, come on, Bill.

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You might still get that interview.

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There's still been no reply.

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Well, you've had the experience. After
all, you did the books at the bakery for

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years, didn't you?

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No, it's coleslaw for me for the rest of
my life.

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Actually, leaving the coleslaw aside,
like most of our passengers, I've got a

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problem with Gordon.

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You still think Gordon?

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Is it getting serious?

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Maybe, I don't know.

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You've kept this very quiet.

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Well, I can see now why I nearly married
him.

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Quite a sweet, gentle man.

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Shy.

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Rona, every evening he steps out in
front of 400 women dressed as the Lone

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Ranger and strips everything off.

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No, but he keeps his mask on.

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And he's cute.

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So what's the problem?

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He won't give me that look.

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What look?

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Well, he knows I never got married after
we split up, so he's got the idea.

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You know.

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No.

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Well, he thinks I'm still... a virgin.

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That's it, that's the look.

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Well, surely you had sex with him before
the wedding.

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Oh, we tried, but you know what it was
like in those days.

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One snap of suspender elastic and your
mother was in like a shot with a hauler.

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We nearly managed it once in his car,
but it was reliant.

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So... it fell over.

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idea?

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I suppose I gave it to him.

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I told him there hadn't been any proper
relationships since him. And there

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haven't. Just a lot of improper ones.

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You're not falling in love with him, are
you? No.

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I don't know.

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I just want to keep him for longer than
a few nights.

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Well, Rona, you can't let this go on.

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When are you next seeing him?

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Tonight. He's taking me to Brief
Encounter.

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Brief Encounter?

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I know. You may as well get the staff to
break in for the lady is a tramp as

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soon as you walk in.

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You've got to tell him. I don't want to
lose him, Bill.

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I'm not giving up while there's a ghost
of a chance.

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What is it?

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Have you ever been in your house, doing
what you usually do, and you know

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someone's watching everything?

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God, you're right.

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What if Jerry and his brother Mike are
there tonight?

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God, I'm knackered.

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Three boilers to strip down, one after
the other. Christine moaning every time

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send her for part.

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And then just as we're about to leave
the last one, he says, I don't spend you

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to have a look at my bathroom.

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Radiator.

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Why did I ever take this bloody job on?

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Oh, it's nights again tomorrow.

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And I'm already completely exhausted.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Not as exhausted as I am.

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Make us a cup of tea, will you? Maybe
later.

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I just toovered that feet.

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Sorry.

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Somebody's got mud on their shoes.

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Oh, I didn't notice.

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Take them off.

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It's fish fingers for tea, by the way.
Oh, not fish fingers again.

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Well, if you want to eat gourmet meals,
you know where the saucepans are.

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In a kitchen welded to each of my hands.

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Oh, Dad, I just tidied those.

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Well, I'll put them back.

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And I haven't read that one yet.

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Bad boy.

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Oh, goody two shoes.

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There's some apple pie left.

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Well, I fancy something nice.

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Well, there's plenty of fruit in the
bowl.

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There'll have to be rice pudding.

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Oh, not rice pudding!

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Russians would be grateful for rice
pudding.

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There's trifle mix in the cupboard.

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I haven't got time to make that up. You
did offer to help.

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Yes, I offered to help.

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But you're still telling me what to do.

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It's all the responsibility, but none of
the power.

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But you wouldn't want it. How do you
know?

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All right, have it.

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What? For tonight. You and David can run
the house if you think it's so easy.

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You can be the parent, see what it feels
like.

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All right?

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Well, I've done it. No, I want them to
see what it's like.

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When you've had enough, we'll stop.

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You mean it?

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Yes. We'll just do what you usually do.

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I haven't read that yet.

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And you can do what we usually do.

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Agreed?

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Yep. You'll need this then.

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What?

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Math homework.

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The questions are inside math. And if
you finish by seven, you can have this

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back.

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Ha, ha, ha.

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This was your stupid idea.

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I think it's a good idea.

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Here we are then.

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What's this?

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If you want it, you can make it.

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I do that when I'm me. Yes, well, I'm in
charge now. I need some help.

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You can't mate me. Oh, can't I?

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You can't, hey? Get on with your
homework.

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I think I'd rather watch TV.

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In the kitchen.

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Now.

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I think she was a bit hard on you.

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Thanks.

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Maybe if you said sorry.

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No.

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Well, I expect they'll get fed up with
it soon.

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Yeah. They'll see what we have to put up
with.

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Right.

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Well, I have to go now.

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I'm not allowed to talk to you.

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I'm supposed to be changing David's
sheets.

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Dad!

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He wanted me to clean his bike.

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What time's tea?

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We're not getting any.

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Well, this is it.

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Oh, nice.

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She got too hungry for dinner at eight.
I've tried jumping every fall. I'd say

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it's really jumping most nights. Well, I
don't get up...

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Well, what'll it be? Pina Colada,
Manhattan?

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They do everything here. Brandy and
apple juice.

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Never heard of that one before.

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Something I've got a taste for.

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Vodka and orange and brandy and apple
juice.

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Steve, one screwdriver and one roaner.

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£4 .35, please.

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That's a coincidence.

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Oh, look, here's a table.

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I've just got to go to the gents, all
right? Oh, right, I'll be fine.

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OK.

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Remember me?

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No, I think you have made some mistakes.

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No, I don't think so.

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Rowan, or isn't it?

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Um... Luke!

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I don't remember.

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Let me give you a clue.

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Um, August bank holiday?

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We had the TV on.

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Oh, you chitty -chitty bang -bang. Oh,
God.

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I do remember.

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See, the thing is, Luke, I'm with
somebody, and it'd be really... Luke?

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Oh, Gordon!

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Luke! How are you?

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Sit down.

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This is Rona, my ex -fiancée.

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You don't mind, do you?

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No. Luke and I train at the same gym.

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You should hear some of the stories he
comes up with.

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Steady on.

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What about that woman you picked up last
August?

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Claims she wore him out? What was her
name? I don't remember.

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Come on, you must. You couldn't stop
going on about it. No, I don't really.

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Oh, come on. You said it was the most
incredible day you'd ever had. Yeah,

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yeah. It wasn't me!

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We spent the weekend together, all
right?

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Anyway, I'll be seeing you going, OK?

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I mean, there's nothing wrong with that,
is there? You didn't expect me to

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become a nun when we didn't get married?

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Well, no.

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But you said... I know what I said.

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But I wasn't telling you the entire
truth.

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There have been men since you.

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Several men.

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How many? I don't know.

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How many?

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Approximately.

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How many did you expect?

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Can't we split the difference?

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so guilty?

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I don't feel guilty.

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I do.

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Well, let's come downstairs by now.

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You were always soft.

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I suppose we've only got ourselves to
blame, really.

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How? Well, if I hadn't taken this job
on, there wouldn't be this pressure on

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everybody.

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Well, not forever, is it?

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Is it?

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supposed to be so easy, isn't it?

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A pair of padded shoulders and some
power earrings and you're running your

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business. Certainly worked for me.

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I practically ran that baker's shop in
all but name, you know. I realise that

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now. You'd think if I applied for the
same job somewhere else, the least they

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could do would be to send me a letter to
say no chance.

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Maybe it's this one.

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Where did you get that?

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Well, it was downstairs. It came in a
second post.

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Dear Mrs Porter, I have pleasure in
inviting you for an interview!

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Yes!

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Come down now. We don't want to anymore.

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Here

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we

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are, my little treasures.

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They'd always call dinner.

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Thick casserole and dead fly pudding.

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Mmm.

259
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That's nice.

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Well, will I do?

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Damn you, Alexis!

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Get out of our lives!

263
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:35,210
You look great, Mum. I don't look too
much like Thatcher, do I?

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Rejoice, rejoice.

265
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You look like someone who's going to get
a better job.

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Thank you.

267
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Come on, I'm going past the score. Drop
your...

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I'm not sitting in the back with the
copper piping.

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Oh, we won't be able to find you.

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Just wait till you start throwing fuzzy
stuff on your chin.

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Like yours.

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My brother, Oscar Wilde. First public
warning, both contestants.

273
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,120
Come on. There's still no reply from
Rona.

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Oh, yes, of course.

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Right, bye then. Bye, Mum.

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Good luck.

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Mum, if you get this job, can I have a
Nintendo?

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Yes.

279
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And I'll also be staked out on an
anthill?

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You know this.

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Don't be.

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Just imagine the interviewer naked.

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That way he can't scare you.

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All right.

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Bye. Bye.

286
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,620
What are you on today?

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00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:06,820
Long haul?

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Jamaica with Christy, Josie, Carla and
Marie.

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Oh, I did Antigua with Josie last week.

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Did you?

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Josie, Lucy, Angie and Phil. Then on to
Fiji with Lucy and Angie, Monica,

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Chrissy and Julie.

293
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,160
Which one's Julie?

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Didn't you do Rio with Julie?

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Did I?

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Yes. Julie, Lucy...

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Carla and Angie.

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No, that was Hawaii, and it was Christy,
Carla, Marie and Josie.

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00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,840
So which one's Julie, then?

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00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,820
Is she the one that won't say, thank
you, sir, do travel with us again?

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I don't say, thank you, sir, do travel
with us again.

302
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,540
Don't you?

303
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Why not?

304
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Because quite often I don't want them
to.

305
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,580
Excuse me.

306
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:56,900
Excuse me.

307
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,340
Thank you.

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Third floor.

309
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:17,970
Thank you.

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Sit down.

311
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Thank you.

312
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:25,290
Well, I see you spent some years working
in one of our chief rivals' branches in

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Hampton. Yes, that's right.

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00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:29,490
And you also did their accounts for
them.

315
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:33,510
Yes. I think they thought it wasn't
worth employing a manager as well.

316
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:36,750
Oh, I do beg your pardon. Would you like
a cup of tea? No!

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00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:39,230
Thank you.

318
00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,270
Well, I gave head office a ring and...

319
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,910
It seems that you kept the branch
turning over rather nicely.

320
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,190
Are there any questions you'd like to
ask me?

321
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:50,170
Something had crossed my mind.

322
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,330
By the way... Ah, Elizabeth!

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00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:54,930
Mr Barstow.

324
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,690
Have you got my dog basket ready?

325
00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:01,590
Yes, it's all nice and comfy for you, Mr
Barstow. The nurse is going to take you

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00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,330
to it, aren't you? That's right. And my
special bowl.

327
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,090
Yes. Off you go now.

328
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:09,390
Oh, but I'm conducting an interview.

329
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,310
Oh, I'm sorry about that.

330
00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:25,990
He's taken his redundancy rather badly.

331
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,490
You are?

332
00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:31,430
Mrs. Porter. I came for an interview.

333
00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:36,090
Oh, yes. I did try and contact you. I
only discovered you'd typed the letters

334
00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:37,090
this morning.

335
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:38,670
What about the job?

336
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,260
There isn't one.

337
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,160
We thought he was taking it very well
until half past ten this morning when he

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rang through and asked me to throw him a
stick.

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00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,120
Will he be all right?

340
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,360
Oh, I hope so.

341
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,660
But if you should encounter him again on
the way out, just use this.

342
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:06,280
Where were you when I needed you?

343
00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:32,729
Do you like it?

344
00:24:32,730 --> 00:24:33,950
Where did you come from?

345
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,330
I said I had to come back for something.

346
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,569
Where's the van?

347
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,850
It's all right. It's round the corner.
Christy's with it. I knew it.

348
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:41,970
You've been skulking about filming me
with that thing, haven't you?

349
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,170
It's just practice.

350
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:46,510
You've been hoping to catch me doing
something awful so you could send it to

351
00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:48,070
Jeremy Beadle. Well?

352
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,770
Turn it off. No.

353
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,770
Turn it off. Don't be such a misery.

354
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:53,510
All right, then. How about this?

355
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:57,770
I didn't get the job. There was no job.
Just a poor bastard who couldn't stand

356
00:24:57,770 --> 00:24:58,749
being fired.

357
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,010
Ha -ha. Funny, eh?

358
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:06,250
And this'll kill the studio audience. My
whole life is one big mess.

359
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:12,750
Is that good enough or shall I fall on
my arse as well?

360
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:15,610
Sorry.

361
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:20,130
Why couldn't I have any good luck for a
change?

362
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,230
Well, maybe that was the good luck.

363
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,430
Job just wasn't right for you.

364
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:28,510
Yeah. Robert Maxwell went on a sea
voyage for his health.

365
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,770
I'm just trying to cheer you up. I know,
I know.

366
00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:36,190
You all right?

367
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:37,330
Yeah.

368
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:45,130
I'm not bleeding taxi service, you know.
Double park round the corner for ten

369
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:49,390
minutes while you play Stephen Sodding
Spielberg. All right, I'm coming. You

370
00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:53,010
better. There's a tarway lorry hovering
up the road and I don't fancy being

371
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,670
hauled up on a wire unless I'm playing
Peter Bloody Pan.

372
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:56,990
All right, I'm coming.

373
00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:58,330
I'll be back.

374
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,590
Hello, pleased to meet you.

375
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:06,270
Oh, sorry. Oh, that's all right. They
were just me ribs.

376
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:08,670
Rowan, I've been trying to get you for
ages.

377
00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:09,769
TV, quick.

378
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:10,770
Why, what?

379
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:14,330
Employees arrived for work to find the
factory gates locked.

380
00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:18,890
A spokesman for Airmil said the company
had closed due to the recession in the

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00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:19,890
aviation industry.

382
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:23,170
200 jobs will be locked in London and
Reigate.

383
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:28,680
Breakfast television presenter Paulie
Yates joined other celebrities today in

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00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,780
sponsored cycle ride for Brazilian...
Little cow.

385
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,020
Oh, well.

386
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,380
It wasn't exactly a career.

387
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,200
I didn't get the bakery job.

388
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:47,140
Ah, back to that, then. Back to the DSS.

389
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,700
Looks like the catering industry's
shrinking fast.

390
00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,510
Not everywhere.

391
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,050
What's that?

392
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:05,330
It's an order for a buffet meal for 60
people.

393
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:07,330
Well, who's doing it?

394
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,590
You are.

395
00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:13,170
Well, you've done it at home and at work
all your life, and now it's official.

396
00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,030
Your first wedding.

397
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:17,630
What?

398
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,490
Gordon's asked me to marry him.

399
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:24,110
Again? He didn't know how to tell me.

400
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:27,110
Being a male stripper, he just can't
keep the girls away.

401
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,670
Our numbers matched almost exactly.

402
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,070
Like raffle tickets.

403
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,150
Rona, are you sure about this?

404
00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:40,950
Can you ever be sure?

405
00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:46,210
No. I just have to take a deep breath
and hope for the best.

406
00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:49,030
Well, I'm hoping.

407
00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:53,870
I'm going to have to get a dress.

408
00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:55,890
And a reception venue.

409
00:27:56,130 --> 00:27:57,130
And a church.

410
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,360
And what about fixing up a honeymoon?

411
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,620
Oh, we had that last night.

412
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,040
Well, we had a lot of catching up to do.

413
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,800
And the guest list. And the flowers.

414
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,400
I'm sorry to interrupt the festivities,
but your husband's an inch away from

415
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,620
clocking the traffic, Walden. Oh, no.

416
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,800
Oh, he won't listen to me. In two
minutes' time, he'll be wearing a clamp

417
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,180
earmuffs. All right, all right. Just try
and delay him till I get there. Phil?

418
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,819
Don't worry.

419
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,500
I know exactly what to do.